THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGHING
“wanna see my….dick?” he asks her
“yeah baby let me see” she seductively responds
he pulls out his copy of moby dick and tears fill his eyes
it has always been his favorite book






